Good Morning Oppo

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 04/04/2019 at 07:31 • Filed to: good morning oppo, Worklopnik, Funny, work

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random001 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 07:32

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Good morning, your highness.

Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 07:55

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When someone asks me, “how’s work?”.

I reply:

“better at 6" (6am being the end of my shift),

“same shite, different night” or

“I’m here, you figure it out”. 

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 08:04

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Jesus Christ sounds like one boring dude. 

sony1492 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 08:06

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“How are you today”

1.) I’m alive.

2.) Magnificent (in heavy sarcasm voice)

3.) I’m here (at work)

Maxima Speed > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 08:08

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Lol that reminds me. I saw this yesterday. Spent a lot of time in baptist churches growing up so it made me chuckle. Hey, I never said I was a good person 

Kiltedpadre > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 08:32

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I work in water and wastewater so my go to is “d ifferent shit different day.”

If asked while covered head to toe in mud from working a main break I always responded with “it’s just like an expensive spa day.” Thankfully I’ve never worked a sewer main break so at least it’s just mud.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > sony1492 04/04/2019 at 08:34

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“L ivin’ the dream”

“cashing checks and snapping necks”

“High, how are you? ”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 04/04/2019 at 08:35

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At least he’s humble

Snuze: Needs another Swede > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 08:35

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How’s work?

“Living the dream... waking up screaming”

“Just another day in paradise ... wish I was there”

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/04/2019 at 20:50

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He may have driven a Honda, but he made his money selling Chryslers.